welcome

"Greetings friend! Oh you have come! Please, be comfortable."

note: this creature is not accountable for psychic damage.

okay time to add actual info here. i'm syn or synder, whatever you prefer. im a very mentally ill entity that's given up on masquerading as a human long ago. my pronouns are it/its or none at all. call me anything else and the rot will consume you.

i am not the most socially inept (and i'm not talkative in general); in fact, some would likely (and have!) consider me annoying, weird, or hard to get along with. if you are not okay with putting up with my often irritating behaviors, the door's somewhere around here. ah shit i might've dropped it in a patch of rot hold on- fuck-

this front page, and most of the website, is or will be inspired by the video game rain world! it's one of my favorite games, if not my most favorite, so keep an eye out for spoilers if you don't want to see that. or if you do want to. i don't know- i can't stop you either way.

otherwise, uhhhhh... oh yeah. if you're from discord: Stares at you and paws at you. hi friend. i am often marked offline on there so i dont get stressed out by Being Known, but if you just. fuckin. toss a message at me and say you wanna chat or just throw a random image, art or literally anything at me. i will probably reply eventually depending on my mental state and mood. and how much i've slept. if i don't reply, i might have read your message but forgot to reply, and/or was feeling too unwell to. likely both. just message me again in that case

- SlugCat Ipsum -
wawa hiss eat noodlefly eat mushroom and see an echo growl at lizards in my sleep try to sit on five pebbles hiss at vultures i like to spend my days sleeping and eating bluefruit
nudges other slugcat nom my own ears. Hey! you there, with the pink hands why can't i bother you, run everywhere run everywhere stretching steal moon's neurons eat the karma flower sniff, or roll over and sun my belly in outer expanse. then die to rain